Roy's mother

  Roy's mother  

"She ... she's a very sexy woman. Not, not ... not that I would want to have sex with her. I know that's what you psychiatrists think. ''But I swear to God that there's nothing to it in my case! You know my mother wouldn't stand for any of that kind of nonsense! I can just hear her now. 'What are you doing, Roy? What are you doing?!" ''

- Roy after mistaking Dr. Mendall for his mother

Roy, worker in the IT Department of Reynholm Industries, has a mother who often rings him during work. She first called him to investigate a rumor she heard about Roy going on a date with faeces on his head.

The next time she rings Roy, he, thinking she is a Reynholm Industries employee, says 'Have you tried turning it on and off again?' followed by 'Have you tried sticking it up your arse?'. Later, it is revealed that Roy's mother looks extremely similar to the building psychiatrist, Dr. Mendall, so much so that Roy mistaked her for his mother when he saw her first. Despite this, he ended up sleeping with her.

In 2007, Roy rang her and asked her about the age at which his relatives died at, as he feared he was going to die because of a prediction made by a website.

In the same year, Roy attended a dinner party hosted by his work colleague, Jen Barber. There, he met Paula, a model who had recently been involved in a car accident and was covered in bandages. Roy, trying to think up an excuse for his curiosity with Paula's surgery, lied that his mother was planning a breast augmentation.

Appearances

 * Fifty Fifty (heard on telephone)
 * Aunt Irma Visits (mentioned only)
 * Return of the Golden Child (heard on telephone)
 * The Dinner Party (mentioned only)